[on Plastic Surgery:] My Motto Is: 'anything

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.

One Of The Most Rebellious Things A Woman Can Do Is Allow People To Think She’s Mean.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

"i've Learned What's Funny Verbally Ain't So Funny On E-mail: They Don't Hear Your Intonations. Melissa Broke Up With Somebody Over That. She Tried To Tell Him: "that Was A Joke!" But He Just Didn't Get It. Mick Jagger Said, "f- 'em If They Don't Get The Joke." And I Love Him. That Comes With Age: Knowing It's Their Problem, Not Mine."