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I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

You Might Be A Redneck If Someone Tells You You Have Something In Your Teeth, And You Take Them Out To See What It Is.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes