I Actually Had A Chance To Be

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

[about Sex And Being Married] It's Like Being The National Guard, We May Not Be Seeing As Much Action As The Front Line, But We Are Living To Fight Another Day.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.