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You Might Be A Redneck If The Salvation Army Declines Your Mattress.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Started A Petition To Change The National Anthem To Georgia On My Mind.

I Refuse To This Day To Do E-mail Because Everybody I Know That Does It, It Takes Another Two Or Three Hours A Day. I Don't Want To Give Two Or Three More Hours Away.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The O.j. Trial Was The Big Sunkist And Minutemaid Taste Test.