I Don't Get No Respect

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.