I Detest Life-insurance Agents: They Always Argue

The Classics Are Only Primitive Literature. They Belong To The Same Class As Primitive Machinery And Primitive Music And Primitive Medicine.

Personally, I Would Sooner Have Written Alice In Wonderland Than The Whole Encyclopedia Britannica.

Newspapermen Learn To Call A Murderer "an Alleged Murderer" And The King Of England "the Alleged King Of England" In Order To Avoid Libel Suits.

A Silk Dress In Four Sections, And Shoes With High Heels That Would Have Broken The Heart Of John Calvin.

On The Same Bill And On The Same Side Of It There Should Not Be Two Charges For The Same Thing