The Classics Are Only Primitive Literature. They

It Is To Be Observed That 'angling' Is The Name Given To Fishing By People Who Can't Fish.

The Classical Scholars Have Kept Alive The Tradition Of The Superiority Of The Ancient Languages -- A Kaleidoscopic Mass Of Suffixes And Prefixes, Supposed To Represent An Infinite Shading Of Meaning. It Is A Character They Share With The Ojibway And The Zulu.

The Minute A Man Is Convinced He Is Interesting, He Isn't.

On The Same Bill And On The Same Side Of It There Should Not Be Two Charges For The Same Thing

There Are Two Things In Ordinary Conversation Which Ordinary People Dislike - Information And Wit