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A Silk Dress In Four Sections, And Shoes With High Heels That Would Have Broken The Heart Of John Calvin.

When Actors Begin To Think, It's Time For A Change. They Are Not Fitted For It.

Anybody Who Has Listened To Certain Kinds Of Music, Or Read Certain Kinds Of Poetry, Or Heard Certain Kinds Of Performances On The Concertina, Will Admit That Even Suicide Has Its Brighter Aspects.

Newspapermen Learn To Call A Murderer "an Alleged Murderer" And The King Of England "the Alleged King Of England" In Order To Avoid Libel Suits.

How Strange It Is, Our Little Procession Of Life! The Child Says, "when I Am A Big Boy." But What Is That? The Big Boy Says, "when I Grow Up." And Then, Grown Up, He Says, "when I Get Married." But To Be Married, What Is That After All? The Thought Changes To "when I'm Able To Retire." And Then, When Retirement Comes, He Looks Back Over The Landscape Traversed; A Cold Wind Seems To Sweep Over It; Somehow He Has Missed It All, And It Is Gone.