I'd Rather Know A Square Guy Than

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.

I've Had Ample Contact With Lawyers, And I'm Convinced That The Only Fortune They Ever Leave Is Their Own.

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.