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I Know Of No Sentence That Can Induce Such Immediate And Brazen Lying As The One That Begins, 'have You Read - .'

Don't Talk About Yourself; It Will Be Done When You Leave.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.