A Drama Critic Is A Person Who

Be Nice To People On Your Way Up Because You'll Meet Them On Your Way Down.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

A Slave Has But One Master. An Ambition Man, Has As Many As There Are People Who Helped Him Get His Fortune.

Gambling: The Sure Way Of Getting Nothing For Something.