I'd Like To See Women Get On

If There's Anything Worse Than Being 16, It's Having Parents Visibly Reliving Their Own Teenage Years In Your Anguished Presence.

Without My Johnson Trademark Mop Of Yellow Hair, I Think I Would Be Nothing.

Don't Worry About Never Having Time To Write. Just Write What You Can In The Time You Do Have And Give Yourself A Big Clap On The Back, Followed By A Double Latte And A Blueberry Muffin.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.