I Want 'the Lady' Magazine To Be

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.

Don't Worry About Never Having Time To Write. Just Write What You Can In The Time You Do Have And Give Yourself A Big Clap On The Back, Followed By A Double Latte And A Blueberry Muffin.

I Love Writing Journalism Because It's All Over In Two Hours And Comes Straight Off The Top Of The Head. Writing Novels Is Soooooo Much Harder. It's The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done.

In Germany, Salads Are Assemblies Of Ham And Mayonnaise, Not Trendy Tossed Leaves.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.