I Collect Watches Because I'm Always Late,

I Always Want To Be Able To Be In A Room Where I Know I'm Going To Be Entertained And Challenged.

There Is Never A Specific Theme Or Anything I Have Interest In. Really, I Make Decisions Based On Decisions That Are Made By Other People And Whatever Is Presented To Me, And I Do It On A First Come, First Serve Basis, And Go From There.

I'm A Big Comedy Nerd, So I'm Always Looking For The Chance To Be Funny.

You Could Make A Film About Being Intoxicated Only When You're Riding Motorcycles, But Really When You're In An Enclosed Space Safely, You Can.

You Learn Stuff From Your Kids, Every Day.