I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.