And That's The Way I Have Always

On Hollywood Turning Its Back On Him: I Wasn't In The Club. You See, I'm Not Going To Be A Stroker. I Never Have Been All My Life.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.