I Became A Performer Because It Was

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.

I Bought My Parents A Home Before They Died, And They Got To See That I Was Going To Be All Right. They Always Thought I Would Go Someplace.

I'd Like To Make You Laugh For About Ten Minutes Though I'm Gonna Be On For An Hour.

I Realized This Is What God Has Dealt Me, And I Should Be Thankful Considering All That's Happened To Me In My Life, But Ms Caused The Movies To Stop - Stop Dead - And I Miss It.

I Believe The Ability To Think Is Blessed. If You Can Think About A Situation, You Can Deal With It. The Big Struggle Is To Keep Your Head Clear Enough To Think.