I'd Like To Make You Laugh For

I Bought My Parents A Home Before They Died, And They Got To See That I Was Going To Be All Right. They Always Thought I Would Go Someplace.

I Was Given Two Weeks To Walk Again, So I Hooked Up With A Trainer, And He... Had Me Walking. I'll Never Forget That, It Was Grueling.

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.

Yes, I'm Religious. God Has Shown Me Things, Made Certain Ways Clear To Me.

Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't Have Time.