I Asked God For A Bike, But

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.