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How Do You Think Jail Was?! I Got Face Raped By A Woman... And I Think I May Have Liked It.

If You Judge A Person By The Company They Keep, Then I'm Retarded.

First Of All, I'm Not An Actor - I'm An Asshole.

You Just Be Honest About Who You Are, And If You Dont End Up With Any Friends, Then Good For You.

I Think The People I Talk About Are Generally So Stupid That They Don't Even Know I'm Saying Bad Things About Them. I've Run Into Paris Hilton And She's Like, Oh, I Love Your Show. And I'm Like, You Can't Love My Show If You Can Hear.