How Can I Believe In God When

His Lack Of Education Is More Than Compensated For By His Keenly Developed Moral Bankruptcy.

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.

Some People Want To Achieve Immortality Through Their Works Or Their Descendants. I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.

You Use Sex To Express Every Emotion Except Love.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.