My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know.

For Some Reason I'm More Appreciated In France Than I Am Back Home. The Subtitles Must Be Incredibly Good.

In Life, One Is Entitled To A Side Dish Of Either Coleslaw Or Potato Salad, And The Choice Must Be Made In Terror, With The Knowledge That Not Only Is Our Time On Earth Limited But Most Kitchens Close At Ten.

I Didn't Believe In Reincarnation In My Past Life, And I Still Don't.

Don't Think Of Death As An Ending. Think Of It As A Really Effective Way Of Cutting Down Your Expenses.

The Prettiest Women Are Almost Always The Most Boring, And That Is Why Some People Feel There Is No God.