Your Audience Teaches You How To Be

A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.

I Don't Like Theatrical Actors And Actresses. I Like People That Talk Like Real Human Beings.

Today I Saw A Red And Yellow Sunset And Thought, How Insignificant I Am! Of Course, I Thought That Yesterday Too, And It Rained.

People Always Ask Me, Do You Ever Think You'll Wake Up One Morning And Not Be Funny? That Thought Would Never Occur To Me--it's An Odd Thought And Not Realistic. Because Funny And Me Are Not Separate. We're One.

God Is Silent. Now If Only Man Would Shut Up.