Hookers In Times Square, God Bless 'em,

If I Can Be Serious Now, And I Have The Feeling I Can.

I Like My Cinema Gritty, I Like My Eggs Gritty.

Bill Clinton Has A Brand New Book Coming Out In A Few Months And The Democrats Are Worried That The Clinton Book Might Upstage The Kerry Campaign. I'm Thinking, Hell, Day-old Meat Loaf Could Upstage That Campaign.

Last Night We Had Bill Clinton, The Former President. Security Was As Tight As Governor Christie's Yoga Pants.

Mitt Romney Looks Like An American President In A Canadian Movie.