Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.

And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.