He Was Happily Married - But His

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.