God Is Watching Us, From A Distance.

For Days On End, I Would Hardly Speak, And When I Did Only The Vilest Sort Of Gibberish Would Spout Forth. I Became Morose And Fat. Unapproachable, Except When Eating - And Then Only By Waiters.

Humor Disarms People. They Don't Feel Threatened.

When You Have A Steady Job You're More Inspired To Broaden Yourself.

I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky Women. I Do Trash With Flash And Sleaze With Ease.

If Only I'd Known My Differentness Would Be An Asset, Then My Earlier Life Would Have Been Much Easier.