Humor Disarms People. They Don't Feel Threatened.

I Don't Like Violence. I Get Sick From Violence. Do You Think People Are Excited By Violence?

I Think Most Of Us Are Torn. We Have At Least Two People At War In Our Body. One Person Wants To Retire And Grow Fabulous Tomatoes, And The Other Wants To Stand Up On A Pedestal And Be Worshipped And Get Bigger And Bigger And Bigger Until She Explodes.

Most People Don't Deserve To Be Spoken Of In The Same Breath As Chaplin Or Lucille Ball.

If Someone Were To Say Seriously, "i'm Divine," She'd Have To Be Locked Up. There Are Lots Of People In Mental Institutions Going Around Saying "i'm God." But Because I'm Funny About It, They Haven't Locked Me Up Yet. And I Don't Give Myself Airs, Either.

I Want It All - And I Would Like It Delivered.