Florida Wants To Change The State's Motto

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.