Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your

I Could Never Be In A Cult. For Starters, They Never Accessorize Properly. David Koresh Had No Fashion Sense, Jim Jones Wore Leisure Suits, And I Don't Care How Charismatic Osama Bin Laden Was, An Ak-47 And An Insulin Drip Do Not Take The Place Of Drop Earrings Or A Well-placed Brooch.

I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It Is Rotten And Depressing. Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.