Families Are About Love Overcoming Emotional Torture.

I Thought I Had An Appetite For Destruction, But All I Wanted Was A Club Sandwich.

I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Trees

We've Got A Bunch Of New Writers Now Who Tell Me They Grew Up Watching The Simpsons. It's Bizarre, And They're Writing Some Very Funny Stuff.

I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt, Not That Fancy Store-bought Dirt... I Can't Compete With That Stuff.

I Basically Drew My Own Family. My Father's Name Is Homer. My Mother's Name Is Margaret. I Have A Sister Lisa And Another Sister Maggie, So I Drew All Of Them. I Was Going To Name The Main Character Matt, But I Didn't Think It Would Go Over Well In A Pitch Meeting, So I Changed The Name To Bart.