List Of Funny Simpsons Quotes

But You Can't Stop At One, You Wanna Drink Another Woman!

Pffft, English. Who Needs That? I'm Never Going To England.

Good Things Don't End In -eum; They End In -mania Or -teria.

I Was Working On A Flat Tax Proposal And Accidentally Proved There Was No God.

If It Doesn't Have Siamese Twins In A Jar, It Is Not A Fair.

The Strong Must Protect The Sweet.

Why, You Could Wake Up Dead Tomorrow

I've Always Wondered If There Was A God. And Now I Know There Is -- And It's Me.

Oh, Loneliness And Cheeseburgers Are A Dangerous Mix.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson

But Marge, What If We Chose The Wrong Religion? Each Week We Just Make God Madder And Madder.

I Thought I Had An Appetite For Destruction, But All I Wanted Was A Club Sandwich.