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Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.
-Joan Rivers
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Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever

Joan Rivers
Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.
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