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All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.