Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.