Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

I Wasn't Much Good. When I Went Into The Line On A Fake - I Would Holler 'i Don't Have It!'

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.

The Reason I'm A Psychologist Is Based In Part On My Telephone Routines. Much Of My Humor Comes Out Of Reaction To What Other People Are Saying. A Psychologist Is A Man Who Listens, Who Is Sympathetic.

The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent Is So Enormous That Their Death Wish Can't Destroy It.