The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent

Because Of The Spin-meisters And The Focus Groups And The Way Politics Is Run Now. It's Run By Polls And Focus Groups. So It's Even More True Today, I Think, Than It Was Some 40 Years Ago.

I've Been Married Forty-five Years. I Think Laughter Is The Secret.

More And More, As I Get Older, People Come Up To Me And Say, 'thank You For All The Laughter.' And My Standard Answer Is, 'it Was My Pleasure.' But That's The Truth.

Don't Be Silly And Don't Waste Your Time.

One Of The First Things You Ever Learn As A Stand-up Is Don't Show Fear.