Did You Ever Figure To Be Living

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Illegal Aliens Have Always Been A Problem In The United States. Ask Any Indian.