It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Illegal Aliens Have Always Been A Problem In The United States. Ask Any Indian.

Sociologists Say That Going To The Movies Is A Bonding Experience. It Probably Has To Do With The Way You Feet Stick To The Floor.