Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children

Successful Salesman: Someone Who Has Found A Cure For The Common Cold Shoulder.

Do You Realize That In The Past Sixty Years, The Only Foreigners The French Have Been Able To Drive Out Are American Tourists?

There Are Only Two Kinds Of People In This World. The Realists And The Dreamers. The Realists Know Where They Are Going And The Dreamers Have Already Been There.

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.

A Toast To The Weapons Of War, May They Rust In Peace.