Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And

You Might As Well Like Yourself; Just Think About All The Time You're Gonna Have To Spend With You.

The Day You're Born, You Get The Pink Slip On You. Outright Ownership. You Must Only Share That Life With Those That You And Only You Choose.

People Think I'm Against Critics Because They Are Negative To My Work. That's Not What Bothers Me. What Bothers Me Is They Didn't See The Work. I Have Seen Critics Print Stuff About Stuff I Cut Out Of The Film Before We Ran It. So Don't Tell Me About Critics.

If You Think Childlike, You'll Stay Young. If You Keep Your Energy Going, And Do Everything With A Little Flair, You're Gunna Stay Young. But Most People Do Things Without Energy, And They Atrophy Their Mind As Well As Their Body. You Have To Think Young, You Have To Laugh A Lot, And You Have To Have Good Feelings For Everyone In The World, Because If You Don't, It's Going To Come Inside, Your Own Poison, And It's Over.

Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And Without It, There's No Humor.