Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.

What Is Absurd Is Not The Teachings Of The Founders Of Religion, It's What Followers Subsequently Make Of It.

Years Ago We Would Have Been Burned For This. Now What I Am Suggesting Is That We've Advanced.

If I Can Get You To Laugh With Me, You Like Me Better, Which Makes You More Open To My Ideas. And If I Can Persuade You To Laugh At The Particular Point I Make, By Laughing At It You Acknowledge Its Truth.

You Can't Make Christ Funny. He's Self-aware, He's Too Flexible Within The Situation. It's Rigidity, It's When The Ego Takes Over And The Behavior Becomes Inappropriate That It Becomes Funny.

I Would Like To Do My Own Eulogy, And Then Shoot Myself And Then Get In The Coffin.