You Don't Have To Be The Dalai

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'

It's Easier To Be Creative If You've Got Other People To Play With.

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

Give Your Mind As Long As Possible To Come Up With Something Original.

For Me, The Great Problem Growing Up In England Was That I Had A Very Narrow Concept Of What God Can Be, And It Was Damn Close To An Old Man With A Beard.