Believe Me When I Say That Bill

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense Of The Truth.