The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is

I Think Even The Characters That Are Fundamentally Evil And Wrong, I Want People To Really Love Them. I Think That's Important To Writing Believable Characters. They Don't Have To Be Likable But They Have To Be Loved, At Least By The Author.

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense Of The Truth.