Beethoven Was So Hard Of Hearing, He

If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To Have Them Beaten.

Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. Save Gas, Take Your Next Trip In Kilometers.

I've Been A Performer For A Long Time And I Know When People Are Laughing From Their Guts, From The Inside, And When Their Tuxedos Are Laughing.

People Tell You To Have A Safe Trip, As If You Have Some Control Over It.

George Washington’s Brother, Lawrence, Was The Uncle Of Our Country.