People Tell You To Have A Safe

I Finally Accepted Jesus. Not As My Personal Savior, But As A Man I Intend To Borrow Money From.

I Went Straight From Shenanigans To Crimes Against Humanity.

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

The Class Clown Album Was Done Totally Sober. I'd Realized What A Hell I'd Made For Myself And I Cleaned Up Completely For Three Months. You Can Hear The Clarity Of My Thinking And Of My Speech On That Album.

The Very Existence Of Flamethrowers Proves That Sometime, Somewhere, Someone Said To Themselves, "you Know, I Want To Set Those People Over There On Fire, But I'm Just Not Close Enough To Get The Job Done".