If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To

The Secret Of Success Is Doing Something You Love, Doing It Well And Being Recognized For It

You're All Going To Die. I Hate To Remind You, But It Is On Your Schedule. It Probably Won't Happen When You'd Like; Generally, It's An Inconvenience.

Language Is A Tool For Concealing The Truth. If We Could Read Each Other's Minds, This Would Be A Horror Show.

Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!

Although The Photographer And The Art Thief Were Close Friends, Neither Had Ever Taken The Other's Picture.