You Might Be A Redneck If You

Buying A Used Rental Car Is Kind Of Like Going To A House Of Ill Repute Looking For A Wife. Anything That's Been Driven That Hard By That Many People, You Really Don't Want To Put Your Key In It.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are More Than Ten Lawsuits Currently Pending Against Your Dog.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.