As A Comic, It's Anti-comedy To Be

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

I Like To Read The Bible In Public Places Where People Are Watching Me Read It. And I Like To Mumur Out To Myself: 'bullshit!'

I Wish I Could Sit Back And Say, 'oh, I'm Gonna Wait For A Merchant-ivory Film To Come My Way. Or Ivory-merchant. Whatever It's Called. But You Just Take What's Given And Then, Hopefully, Down The Road You Can Be More Choosy And Only Do, Say, Wayans Brothers Movies. That's My Goal: To Be More Merchant-ivory-wayans.

As A Comic, It's Anti-comedy To Be Known. I Think A Lot Of Comedic Actors Get Lost In This World Of Hollywood And All This Stuff. They Lose What Brought Them There In The First Place. I'm Very Trepidatious About It.

I Think Comedy Is A Really, Really Good Tool For Trying To Say Something.